The Scoop
We are currently accepting offers for 2024 across the entire USA. Seattle - let’s do it, Miami and Maine - I’ll bring it. SoCal - would be so cool.
What will you bring, Dan?

1. ​A PA system fit for small and/or large spaces
2. A great sense of humor and stories from my travels
3. A 90-120 minute show including requests from you and your guests - longer if it makes sense.

IF YOU HAVE THE SPACE
I’LL BRING THE NOISE

What do you need?

1. A flat space in your yard, living room, guest house, cul-de-sac, or wherever that I can name ‘Stage’ and it will be mine
2. Access to power that I can plug my gear into.
3. You to invite your friends, family, neighbors, Instagram followers and tinder dates.​
4. You to make it nice! Bring out the AMBIANCE! (Lights, couches, and whatever nice is for you)

Finances
I wish that I could show up for nothing, but I need to eat, right? I’m not able to accept all requests; with that in mind - fill in the form with an offer. Frankly, the stronger your offer is, the better your chances are of it being green lighted! Come through strong and don’t be afraid to partner up with neighbors or friends and make a pool to help strengthen your offer.
If it works…
​We’ll put a contract together which basically says I’d need a 50% deposit at the signing of it and the rest the day of or before.